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Ambassador from the Trouble Planet
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| 2009 |
[29 Jan 2009|08:12pm] |
WAY TO GO, CHAMP
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tim_taylor and I are through! |
[14 Dec 2008|04:07am] |
(03:41:20) metalgearsqualid: Man, Portal of Evil makes firefox crash for some reason
(03:41:25) metalgearsqualid: on my computer
(04:03:19) Hunter Green: wierd
(04:03:24) Hunter Green: also fuck you
(04:03:29) metalgearsqualid: why
(04:03:31) Hunter Green: I got system shock 2 to run
(04:03:34) Hunter Green: in your face
(04:03:37) metalgearsqualid: fuuuuck
(04:03:39) Hunter Green: in your motherfucking face
(04:03:53) Hunter Green: I don't even need you anymore
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[10 May 2008|10:53pm] |
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[17 Feb 2008|03:40pm] |
(15:31:37) Hunter Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbbNTwWabKA
(15:36:10) hay its rootdown: oh man that dude on the bike has no kind of sense
(15:36:20) hay its rootdown: if a badger is moving toward you you move the fuck away
(15:36:25) hay its rootdown: badgers are fucking crazy
(15:36:26) Hunter Green: hahah I know
(15:36:50) Hunter Green: I guess they are slightly less scary in europe??
(15:37:13) Hunter Green: people don't seem to be reacting with the same shock and horror you see here
(15:37:30) hay its rootdown: well like in norway their wildlife includes like dragons and trolls and shit so
(15:38:15) Hunter Green: yeah good point nords are not afraid of monsters because they are all like barbarians and/or wizards
(15:38:51) hay its rootdown: probably that biker was just being like oh ha ha bjorn you got polymorphed
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| somethimes things are better when you're awake |
[22 Jan 2008|04:08pm] |
Dreamt my cheeks swole up and broke out into boils on each side of my mouth
throbbing, pus dripping from the right cheek, me begging my dad to take me to a doctor
woke up
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[01 Nov 2007|04:16pm] |
(16:14:51) metalgearsqualid: James Kochalka has a pregnancy fetish
(16:14:53) metalgearsqualid: Because
(16:15:04) metalgearsqualid: It is almost like super pedophilia
(16:15:23) metalgearsqualid: In that he likes the fetuses in the mother, not the mother herself
(16:15:32) Hunter Green: hahah
(16:15:50) Hunter Green: that is the best thing you ever said
(16:16:32) metalgearsqualid: I mean, i'm not saying that James Kochalka is a pedo
(16:16:49) metalgearsqualid: But I bet he's watched Clownhouse more than once if you know what I mean
(16:17:03) Hunter Green: I think that means he's a pedo man
(16:17:38) Hunter Green: like he's 2 more inches of hair loss from an appearance on To Catch a Predator
(16:18:12) metalgearsqualid: Breaking out in a cold sweat when he sees the cameras
(16:18:19) metalgearsqualid: Screaming and throwing a chair at the host
(16:18:35) metalgearsqualid: Trying to jump through the window but getting tackled by the cops
(16:18:57) Hunter Green: claiming he just wanted to hang out and show off his original game boy or something, before said freakout
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| Meme stolen from Jirris Midvale: |
[26 Oct 2007|02:06pm] |
Here's the rules: Say you had time travel, and you used it for a purpose other than beating up hitler/having crazy sex with Caligula. That purpose would be to go back in time to confront yourself of the tender age of 16, and tell yourself some stuff that is important. I'd make sure to have some cool goggles handy. And fingerless gloves. Can't time travel without looking like you're a television computer hacker. Either that, a Victorian gentleman, or a weirdo homeless person with a shaved head and a grey jumpsuit with numbers stenciled on it.
Anyways, Five things for me of the past:
1) BLAM
2) BLAM
3) BLAM
4) AWKWARD PAUSE
5) VANISH INTO CAUSALITY
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| Last night |
[15 Oct 2007|07:39pm] |
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I spent most of it alternating between tossing and turning trying to find a position that didn't involve being drenched in sweat or freezing; and thinking that someone was trying to wait for me to get less lucid so they could get me to sign something I'd regret; change my will or something. It doesn't actually make any sense, but I had a fever of 103 and I fucking boiled my brain.
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[18 Sep 2007|05:22pm] |
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions using the same username and password.
4. Post the top ten results
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1. Perpetual Leech
2. Ward of State
3. Beggar
4. "NEET"
5. Convict
6. "Freegan"
7. Corpse
8. Scam Artist
9. Pyramid Scheme Member
10. Cult Member
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| Van Helsing |
[18 Jun 2007|03:26am] |
(03:14:50) Hunter Green: also I saw Van Helsing
(03:14:55) Hunter Green: it wasn't too good
(03:15:01) Hunter Green: but I liked the alternate ending
(03:16:00) Jirris Midvale: did not see the alt ending
(03:16:09) Hunter Green: oh it rocked
(03:16:28) Hunter Green: the part with van helsing as a werewolf and dracula as a bat fighting
(03:16:36) Jirris Midvale: wow what?
(03:16:38) Hunter Green: suddenly they both lean in and kiss each other
(03:16:46) Jirris Midvale: ahahah
(03:16:47) Hunter Green: then it jump cuts
(03:17:09) Hunter Green: to them both as humans, suspended in liquid full of glowing particles , naked and holding each other
(03:17:28) Hunter Green: then it jump cuts again and you can only see van helsing's face
(03:17:57) Hunter Green: and it slowly zooms out and his head is at the bottom of a gigantic metal dick
(03:18:11) Hunter Green: dracula's head and one arm are sticking out the top
(03:18:21) Hunter Green: his arm is holding an ak-47
(03:18:29) Jirris Midvale: ...
(03:18:33) Jirris Midvale: I am so confused
(03:18:34) Hunter Green: and van helsing says "I feel...great"
(03:18:53) Hunter Green: and dracula says something about turning the whole world into metal and watching it all rust
(03:19:38) Hunter Green: and then the dick moves into the distance and speeds off, but rather than show it actually moving, they did it in stop motion
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[10 Apr 2007|06:03pm] |
(17:56:45) InternetTengu: well it's not like you're alone, I'm pretty sure like 90% of the people on the internet have the Asperger's
(17:57:44) Hunter Green: yeah but I have turbo aspergers
(17:57:55) Hunter Green: like, fox mulder aspergers
(17:58:10) InternetTengu: haha that bad huh
(17:58:24) Hunter Green: where somehow dana scully is still attracted to me
(17:58:43) Hunter Green: and she makes me wear a ballgag and says she's into BDSM
(17:58:56) Hunter Green: but actually she just wants to shut my idiot mouth
(17:59:32) InternetTengu: hahaha SHUT UP ABOUT THE WARWILVES MULDER
(18:00:39) Hunter Green: they're driving and he spends the entire time ranting about his dead sister
(18:00:45) Hunter Green: oh I'm sorry abducted
(18:01:25) Hunter Green: and then if the radio gets staticy he starts freaking out and she has to pull over to a gas station and buy sunflower seeds and a gatorade for him
(18:01:37) InternetTengu: well at least his crazy nerd obsessions turn out to have some relevance to the real fictional world
(18:01:47) Hunter Green: yes
(18:01:48) InternetTengu: boohoo not so for me
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| Television is a sea |
[30 Mar 2007|02:05am] |
Most of my inspiration I draw from the media. Comic books, old Mad Magazine illustrations, television, whatever strikes my fancy; I’m not picky. I’m not above making thinly veiled references to things that I like, either, although whether this constitutes plagiarism or homage is unclear. Drawing from mass media might be trite, but it runs in my blood. My father works in advertising, and his father ran a movie theater. The media is the awful sea from which my ancestors crawled up and shed their gills.
When it comes to making art; I’m a bit inconsistent as to how I do it and how much time I put into it. Even when it comes of photography, some of my favorite images took hours of retrying, while others are just snapshots. I suspect I’m not unique in that regard, though. I prefer to work with pen, pencil or photography; I like to see what I can do with composition and lines. Even my 3 dimensional art tends to be full of lines when I can get away with it.
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